ALBERT CORMAC MCLAGGEN

[ALBERT MCLAGGEN]

ALBERT CORMAC MCLAGGEN



sixteen • date of birth • sixth
hogwarts
pureblood
freddie stroma

LIKES:
quidditch
hunting
food
chaos
women

DISLIKES:
arrogance
laziness
reading
boredem
having nothing to do

STRENGTHS:
herbology
charms
transfiguration
being a loud mouth
being uncannily like his father

WEAKNESSES:
potions
small attention span
lack of a brain-to-mouth filter
his womanizing ways
being quiet

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF

please state your name, why you have it and anything else you wanna say about it
My name is Albert Cormac McLaggen, its horrible repulsive a lot like my father when he was at school. Albert is the name my mother picked, and Cormac being my fathers middle name they bother agreed to it. McLaggen is the name I bare being the son of a repulsive perverted bloke, but I can't hide it, he's my father and I love him. Although he does things that tend to peeve me off. McLaggen is the only name I like to have.

how was your childhood?
It was fantastic, I always went hunting with my father and grandfather. They are alike, very similar. I had a wonderful childhood, I could do no wrong, I'm the oldest boy in the house of course I get away with everything. Plus I'm the most handsome I have my fathers looks. Thank god, my mothers face is ghastly, always had acne when she was at hogwarts. Her school photos where dismal. Me and mother get on well although me and father have a better time together. Me and my sister always love hanging around with each other also.

how do you like hogwarts?
Hogwarts is shall I say? Fun... It's a place where I can be myself and not be screamed at by my mother, or be hurdled by my father. I am a lot like my father, although I tend to keep my mouth shut at most things, that he would definitely have something to say about. He likes to make a fuss about how I'm a “pussy” boy, instead of a boy with talent, or hunting skills. At Hogwarts, I don't have him fussing over me like a pigeon in the water.

do you like the muggle world?
I wouldn't know. I don't really venture into it, I mean the last time I was in “muggle london” was to get on the train to Hogwarts, and the train guard's are rather prudent. They don't even look like they could guard anything but a creamed doughnut. The muggles are lazy, always eating, no wonder they have fat arses.

anything else you wanna add Albert
“My name's Alebert Cormac McLaggen, but you can call me Al. I'm sixteen years old, and in my sixth year. My hair is dirty blonde, I have blue eyes, I'm roughly 5ft8, give or take a few. I have many likes and dislikes, my likes? They are, quidditch, hunting, food, women and breaking rules. My dislikes? Oh they are, arrogance, laziness, reading, sitting on my butt doing nothing, and generally boredem.

My strengths consist of, quidditch, charming ladies, herbology, transfiguration and generally just being a loud mouth.. Which brings me to my weaknesses, the library, potions, and anything that generally means you have to concentrate. I completely fail at being quiet. Though it may have some association with the fact that I dislike doing nothing. ”

cormac mclaggen on his son, albert
“Albert is a good loving boy, who loves to be in the air, just like his father. He has a knack for breaking the rules also. He has his fathers good looks, and his mothers brains. Although between you and me, I'm happy it worked out this way, didn't want my oldest boy growing up with acne on his father.”

morag mcdougal on her son, albert
“Albert is a brilliant boy, with his fathers good looks, he's always so brave too. He has a good head on him, but he has to stop being so childish. He has a foolhardy nature in him, and he is always one to rush into things. He's rather silly. ”

a professor on their student, albert
“Albert? He never hands in his homework, and if he does its late and below standard, he's always wrecking havoc, and causing chaos, but he's a good kid, he has a heart of gold, and he is very sweet. Though the way he treats women is horrendous.”

a female student on albert
“Albert is a total jerk, I mean seriousl what is he thinking? He's a cheater, he doesn't act nicely around girls or anything, and he's always distracting people from their studies. Plus I think he actually struggles with studies, he can't physically sit still for long enough to actually bury his head into a book and study for exams.”

a male student on albert
“Albert is my bro, he's a total jackass, but in a good way. He always has a prank to play, and loves making havoc, he is a living prank war, such a talented kid. He's always thinking up new plans, and ways to get people back, but other then pranks, his head is filled with fluff, he can't do magic properly and his spells are rather mediocre.”

Dear Whoever finds this letter.
My name is Albert Mclaggen, I am sixteen years old, I go to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy, now there are a few things about me that anyone should know. I am the son of the Gryffindor man, Cormac Mclaggen, known as the guy who ruined harry potters quidditch captaincy, for being a horrible keeper. Everyone should know that story, if not, get your parents to tell you it some time. Some people look at me, and say “Wow he looks so much like cormac, I bet he acts like him also.” Well. To be honest, I am nothing like my father, well apart from the looks. Personality wise, I have no common similarties with the man. My father was a jealous man, he hated to see other people win besides himself. I am more laidback, more spunky. I can stand to be rejected, rejection in my eyes is a sense of development, if you don't get told no once in a while, how are you supposed to grow as a person?

To many people I look like a brute with no brains, but all that is just a facade, I'm a dancer, well so to speak. I love dancing, I may not have much muggle interaction, but during the younger days, I grew up around muggles, and I learnt from them. Plus I'm born from a boombox, meaning I came out the womb dancing. I have been called a natural many times. However, I disagree. But uncannily like my father, I'm starting to ramble on about how I'm not someone you would like by first glance, but if you ever see me, don't forget to come for a chat.

Yours sincerely,
Albert Cormac McLaggen

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KIANNA
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